Hello
Jan van Ommen here.
Welcome to my home.
Please feel free to scroll down and taste just a bit of my soul, my music and read a bit about me. And please do leave me a comment or pop me a question when you feel like it.
Love you all
The site works very simple. Just go to where you want to go and read what you want to read. You can scroll or swipe your way up and down each page, or use the arrows at the bottom right of your screen, to navigate through the site.
A bit further below you will find the actual menu for my site. You can click on any random menu item, and you will be transported to that page. And on each page you will find a dropdown menu, in a Hamburger style… serious… with the same menu selection as below. Just look in the top left corner of your screen.
Mobile users most probably already know that three-layered-Hamburger menu thingy…
At the Music side of this site you will find that most categories come with a YouTube Playlist and you can play that list by clicking on the associated picture.
Lastly, if your English is not as good as my gin-gin-cinamoney concoction, than you can click the blue globe and multiple flags will appear. Clicking on any of those flags will automatically translate the site into the corresponding language. I made available Google’s German… Zulu… Afrikaans,… Dutch… and English.
Thank you Google Translate… and dear reader, don’t look surprised when you read a nonsensical translation… Just know that a piece of coding did the translation… not me… But first…
Where to start…?
This site is primarily created for myself but open to the public.
I will keep the development alive and will add new content on a regular basis.
You are free to sent me a message with a request to be updated on any major new addition to the site, like new biographical almost true stories, newly added music and next month’s lucky losers.
Or just to type Hi…
Be almost rest assured that all names and personal data of individuals, featuring in any of my memories, are erased.
With the exception of Jesus, Sherene, Ronny, Rebone, Desmond Tutu, Gerda, Lisa, Rijk, and a few others…
I hope you will find it entertaining and, who knows, maybe it will make you smile for a while.
Feel free to share…
The "About..." Section
W A R N I N G
By activating any of the items below, you choose to dive deep into my world. I did not force you… Let’s be clear about that!
Oh yeah, one small point of attention…. I have the habit of writing to myself in a third-person style. So, when you read “You”, it might mean “Me” or “I”, not you… If I need your attention, I would tell you. Makes sense?
I do that deliberately to create some distance between me, myself and the others. I sometimes also use it to give myself a little emotional or psychological boost. Not that I need it, but you definitely could use some.
Enjoy… You did while… Sorry, I did while you creating it.
Are you ready? I am…